newnewman2002 = Newman?

Newman, is this you? Trying to troll the intarwebs with your vast awesomeness?

http://jalopnik.com/people/newnewman2002/

If not … everyone should check out the vid…

Made me cry a little on the inside

wat?

eh?

que?

:run:

Photosynthesis?

More like Bore-ophyll.

Haha…I get it :wink:

http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/cookie-bite-web.jpg

you guys treat newman like a celebrity around here. pathetic

le sigh

how do you not know how to do a burnout? wtf. plus yellow cars are fugly

Nom nom nom cookies!

But…I hear he has a lotus ELISE.

fggt.

:lol:

does anyone still on here still know who the original poster is

slowcarfastdriver

Here’s an SRT4 doing the same thing, except at the strip and way more embarrassing.

Newman’s #1 in my book:
My book is titled Tools

That video almost had me crying for that poor clutch… Even if you are a complete moron it shouldn’t be that hard. The car is FWD for god sakes, there’s an easy way to burnout even if you aren’t cool enough to do it without the assistance of brakes.

Step 1: Drive car to water box,
Step 2: Engage E-Brake,
Step 3: Enjoy smokey show

A troll, I read here, but dont’ very often post… not enought time in the day…
but I saw the name newman and though that the tooly know it all answer was just about right on the money for neman… I mean he’s got a LOTUS so he must be the most awesome person in the world!!!11!

I’d be awesome even if i had a gay modded FWD car.

you wouldnt shut up about how nice becks srt4 was when he was selling it =p i thought it was also a nice car