No good paying jobs in Noth America?

[NoSkillz]

@draggone

Revised version
>Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock for 6am (in a free country). While his coffeepot (purchased from wallmart designed in America by GE) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (purchased from a clerk at zellers). He put on a dress shirt (designed by Kelvin Klein) jeans and tennis shoes (designed by Nike). After cooking his breakfast (bacon killed fresh in America) in his new electric skillet (bought in America) he sat down (in his chair made from Canadian maple) with his calculator (designed by Texas instruments) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch to the radio (American radio stations) he got in his car filled it with GAS (purified by north American companies) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (sold to him by a smart ass kid working in future shop) (with Microsoft software), Joe decided to relax for a while (in hes home built by locals American wood and stone). He put on his sandals (paid for by unemployment) poured himself a glass of wine (Glass was made in America) and turned on his TV(with American channels), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in…

AMERICA…

Here is a hint Joe, ur just a tard.