Every marriage is different but for us this is how we make our marriage
work;
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some
good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds. Her’s is in Cleveland and mine is in
Pittsburgh.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere I
haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.
Then she said, “There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!”.
So I bought her an electric chair.
Remember… Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically
100% of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt
her.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?”… I
said, “Dust!”
Why do men die before their wives? ‘Cause they want to’.
