Nyspeed Dictionary

muscle50 scenario - Overdose of mountain dew resulting in random outbursts of the phrase " DEWWWW IT ".

Kranglickoving - Obsession with hockey, forcing the delusion that you’re in the NHL and growing a playoff beard for the entire hockey season. see the bearded russian

“The Stairs” - Having problems with obsticles that take you to different levels resulting knee scrapings and/or embarassment.

Bartosiewiczing - To randomly crash into someone/thing with ones head knocking item over along with self. This is in no waiii associated with boost obsession.

Cheat codes - commonly used by the one they call “chara” to gain advantage in Hockey events. see BLKGSR

Blue Shorts - A technique used by some men to catch a football with any extremity no matter how painful. see case Howie vs. nerf football 1 or case 2…same day

Gazelling - To run with great leg extension and straight back while holding video camera to capture the greatest of events with precision. Also see Onyxification