NYspeed pimps needed

[Geehee]

@Mrs. Karus

to the porn store…tell her she can pick out anything.

this girl has the right idea

[ILCisDEAD]

you could always tell her you are gonna stick a dildo in her ass and play ring toss with your buddies

[Fry]

Mmm Johnnies… Ughghghghghg

[Dex]

@ILCisDEAD

you could always tell her you are gonna stick a dildo in her ass and play ring toss with your buddies

although i’ve never tried it, that’s about to be my new favorite hobby, i can tell already.

[newman]

need more information about how well you know and fundage…

[RuBiCaNT]

@itsJim

arcade, or a bar with darts and/or pool… interested in more ideas

How old are you? The arcade really gets them wet… :roll2:

[newman]

@RuBiCaNT

How old are you? The arcade really gets them wet… :roll2:

lol. listen to rubicant, he’s big pimpin’

[Dex]

@RuBiCaNT

How old are you? The arcade really gets them wet… :roll2:

everytime i take a girl to an arcade (i swear to god i do it all the time), they get real annoyed. and if you’re a real pimp, you can tag it and bag it in big buck hunter trophy edition 2006 and then tag it and bag it again when you get home.

[RuBiCaNT]

@newman

lol. listen to rubicant, he’s big pimpin’

bow to me, newman.

OTOT: Were you on Delware last night around 1AM?

[Studderin]

@brent_strong

Take her for 3 AJ’s Texas Hots. Or if you’re feelin’ classy, 3 Johnny’s.

Take her on a wine tour out towards the finger lakes?

dont forget Sneakers, Jamestown ice has a nice tour

[EvilJay]

@Dex

everytime i take a girl to an arcade (i swear to god i do it all the time), they get real annoyed. and if you’re a real pimp, you can tag it and bag it in big buck hunter trophy edition 2006 and then tag it and bag it again when you get home.

There is seriously something wrong with you.

[soopa7fly]

@ILCisDEAD

well if you don’t have to worry about when its gonna be… your in the pussy moistening time of the year… FALL! Leaves changing colors… take her for a ride through amish country head down to alleghany, have a nice lunch somewhere and check out the changing leaves, then you can “talk” to her… which is basically just listening to her blab with a few “mmhmms” from you, when all you care about is sliding off her pants and rammin your cock home. then when it starts to get dark find a good place to hit a sun set, sneak a kiss, drive home (hopefully you can see the stars) stand out side. Invite the bitch in to your house for maybe a late night movie, and if your dick isn’t deep (or shallow you could be azn) inside her by the time she needs to go to work the next morning… you have some serious issues…

and guess what all that cost no more than 20 bucks. Oh and you can play off the cheesy… omg lets get somethign crazy and pick a local place on the way home… fucking 7 bucks a person… she’ll love that you like to support the little local shops,

extra credit (if you are really desperate): stop at an antique place, I’m sure she’ll drop the “oh i wonder what cool things they have in there” buy her something small (incorporate into sex later, hopefully its not going in your ass). And she’ll fall in love.

then all you have to do is call her up on occasion and bam easy booty call for those nights when you go shut down a few to many times at the bar… and you need a ride home at 3am cause you ran out of cab money.

oh yea whats the target age on this one… this might be a little beyond…

motherfucking dawt

[JEG]

@evolve

not pimpinnnnnnnn

lol…a true pimp doesn’t care.

[Jon]

Dinner and then a movie + Roofies.

[Sc1chik]

@Dex

everytime i take a girl to an arcade (i swear to god i do it all the time), they get real annoyed. and if you’re a real pimp, you can tag it and bag it in big buck hunter trophy edition 2006 and then tag it and bag it again when you get home.

yeah. i always got yelled at b/c i wouldn’t let him go in the arcades. eventually i started letting him play a few games.

[pdubya]

take her to dave an busters, she can get a nice meal an you get games an then to mix it up rather then use the dresser use the kitchen table for a change

[_nails]

@RuBiCaNT

How old are you? The arcade really gets them wet… :roll2:

INITIAL D!!! you can play for cards! and when you beat her (of course you will, women suck at driving DUH!) you can let her keep her card!!! automatic first base right there!!!

[ILCisDEAD]

@$nails

automatic first base right there!!!

who the fuck cares about first base…

its all the way or nothing…

[fbrendan]

GHB

[Dex]

@Sc1chik

yeah. i always got yelled at b/c i wouldn’t let him go in the arcades. eventually i started letting him play a few games.

i do what i want. i’m not afraid to slap a bitch.