NYspeed pimps needed

Ok all you NYspeed pimps, here the challenge. The weather is shitty, and you need to take a girl out for a decent date thats not normal or boring, and it has to be around buffalo, or jamestown, or any where in betwen. My normal pimp toy (the plane) isn’t any fun in the rain, and i’m running out of ideas here. Movies suck, dinner is blah, shes not a real big drinker. So besides bending her over her dresser, what is there to do :slight_smile:

If you were a real pimp you could bend her over her dresser and she wouldn’t mind a bit. Real pimps don’t tend to share the pimpology

If i wasn’t so dam busy running around foriegn soil for most of my adult life, i would be good at this.

arcade, or a bar with darts and/or pool… interested in more ideas

Who the hell goes to Jamestown anyway?

(I’m from Frewsburg)

try figuring out what shes interested in…and then do something around HER likes. girls like to be ‘figured out’… now do some homework and stop askin people u dont know for advice on a girl they have no clue about :slight_smile:

Real pimps don’t care what “shes interested in.”

Stick with the dresser. If she doesn’t like it, theres more where she came from.

ftw.

i DO. for hot dogs. can you guess where at??? :slight_smile: yum yum yum

and… take her to ripley…to the porn store…tell her she can pick out anything.

How serious are you two?

Plan $:
Presidential Suite at the Marriott Niagara Falls.
Dinner. (lots of nice and decent priced places.)
Falls View Casino. (eh?)
Bar.
Monkey sex in the hot tub, living room over looking the falls (with fireplace), and on a full Tempur-Pedic (sp?) bed.

No driving. And a free breakfast! lol

Major downside: Canada

I really do vote for the dresser though. Cheap, effective, fun.

Take her for 3 AJ’s Texas Hots. Or if you’re feelin’ classy, 3 Johnny’s. :wink:

Take her on a wine tour out towards the finger lakes?

yes johnny’s hot dogs rockzzzzzzzzzzzzz

how old are you two before I mention anything?

Ellicotville for dinner and a drink.

Toronto, CN tower? Might be a little cloudy…

Butterfly Conservatory in CA.

Strip club and make her buy you lap dances…:stuck_out_tongue:

ooohhh i got it.

take her to the “Pedaling History Bicycling Museum”

You don’t have to be a two-wheeling fanatic for the world’s largest bicycle museum to grab your attention. Amid the crammed collection of historic frames and spokes, you’ll find army bikes mounted with machine guns, and unique tandem bikes with side-by-side seating. You’ll see folding paratrooper bikes from WWII, the only surviving floating marine bike from the 1880s, and a bicycle built for five. Families can easily spend an hour here perusing the collection and picking the brains of the bike fanatics who run the place.

she’ll love it.

well if you don’t have to worry about when its gonna be… your in the pussy moistening time of the year… FALL! Leaves changing colors… take her for a ride through amish country head down to alleghany, have a nice lunch somewhere and check out the changing leaves, then you can “talk” to her… which is basically just listening to her blab with a few “mmhmms” from you, when all you care about is sliding off her pants and rammin your cock home. then when it starts to get dark find a good place to hit a sun set, sneak a kiss, drive home (hopefully you can see the stars) stand out side. Invite the bitch in to your house for maybe a late night movie, and if your dick isn’t deep (or shallow you could be azn) inside her by the time she needs to go to work the next morning… you have some serious issues…

and guess what all that cost no more than 20 bucks. Oh and you can play off the cheesy… omg lets get somethign crazy and pick a local place on the way home… fucking 7 bucks a person… she’ll love that you like to support the little local shops,

extra credit (if you are really desperate): stop at an antique place, I’m sure she’ll drop the “oh i wonder what cool things they have in there” buy her something small (incorporate into sex later, hopefully its not going in your ass). And she’ll fall in love.

then all you have to do is call her up on occasion and bam easy booty call for those nights when you go shut down a few to many times at the bar… and you need a ride home at 3am cause you ran out of cab money.

oh yea whats the target age on this one… this might be a little beyond…

pssss…you don’t need to knwo what she likes…you know what she wants already. Bend her over the dresser then leave to go to Mcdonalds by urself.

besides bending her over the dresser you could always do the classic…

oh shit if forgot my wallet, drive to your house quick ask her if he wants to see your room… she will they always want to know what the man is really like… then ask her the simple question…

“does this smell like chloroform to you”

rag over mouth… and send captain pee pee straight into moose territory

Do not tempt me to drive back there this weekend.

not pimpinnnnnnnn