A+
Good read and well deserved.
I think we need a new custom title for him
“fucken asshat”
Do I still have to meat you in a parking lot by the pink with 200 dollars?
In order to get my free unlimited data plan I had to meet him at a thruway rest stop.
Exactly which type of “meat” product are you planning on assaulting him with?
Witch Fucken plan gets me unlimited data?
HAHA
Alright damnit. I’m now offering free Data. Upload as much as you like.
I am stunned that you continued to receive PM’s even after posting mine lol.
Thanks again for the unlimited data package.
I still have mine even after he left VZW, and he gave me a code so I can keep it!
I bought my cell phone 7 years ago from Jeff, and he is still paying my bill to this day.
I’m grandfathered into unlimited data on my phone for life with Verizon 
shhhhh, you cant let that get out.
The things I had to do to get unlimited talk and text will haunt me forever. Thanks Master Jeff.
I cherish those memories. Also, if you ever run for office, we will talk about how much it will cost to not let the videos out.
So…what do you do wit da money I send you every month then?