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That is not the type of car a “porsche freak” buys…

30k :lol: :lol: :lol:

Disgusting…yet interesting.

Looks well put together. But I’d rather have a stock 944T in VG condition for under 10k.

Yup.

http://rochester.craigslist.org/cto/5188109316.html
@91MR2

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/5221944010.html

It’s been for sale for a while now right?

Yeah, believe it was $28k before though, I may be wrong.

Runs and drives like a Miata do. Top up or down. Get some fun in the sun before winter.

What are you waiting for? This could be YOUR future drift missle Honda boi. RWD + turbo + LSD, what more do you want? How about a 6 speed manual? 6 gears for you to row through as you pass your old, slow, SOHC Honda friends. S2K what? Shut the fuck up. I said turbo, not some nutless wonder til it hits 6k.

Not a drifter? Not a problem. Slap on some Hoosiers bro, track day bro, because racecar bro.

Is it perfect? Hell no. But how else are you going to afford a RWD turbo car otherwise? Try to slap a turbo on your girlfriend’s V6 Mustang? Quit playing, *****, you ain’t doing that. Take this for what it is. Yes, it comes with the front bumper. Side and rear tupperware panels too, for dat OEM bodykit bizness.

Again, sold AS-IS. Not my fault if you blow it up a week later from turning the boost up like some rabid, power hungry jackass. Don’t get your panties in a bunch because redneck Joe outruns you in his bro-dozer or mullet Mustang. You’ll be passing them in the corners and on the on/off ramps soon enough.

Worried about what your friends will think if you buy a Miata? Not a problem, they already think you’re gay anyways. And at least with a Miata, everyone will stop asking what you’re compensating for.

Can’t afford $4,555? Can’t transfer some foodstamps into cash at your local corner? Make a damn offer, worst I can say is no… well, more like fuck no, you broke ass *****. And don’t give me any of that, “I just need to sell blah, blah, blah, then I’ll have the money.” We both know that’s bullshit.

CASH ONLY, NO TRADES. But I know some of you are illiterate and will offer some shitty bike or Honda anyways. That’s OK, I’m sure your mother only dropped you on your head once and your daddy only beat you a few times.

Think this ad is a joke? Need/want more info? Call or text me fool. Lets make this car yours, and your cash mine.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/5240920245.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/5284478368.html

What a shame. :confused:

I bet he gets every bit of that asking price.

It’s sitting like it’s missing an engine

actually im pretty sure its a scam. I somewhat remember those pics being posted on r3v some time ago

Yeah, don’t see the shifter either. Still would make a good swap candidate.

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Already emailed it to you. -_-

It has to be a scam. a guy on R3v just restored that car, fresh paint, motor, etc. I think it got an S52 as well. Same pics.

Time for internet justice?

https://media.giphy.com/media/5ncqEwQBqUnXq/giphy.gif

I flagged it

Nice find!

Kid found it, paid $2500 then restored it using a less desirable motor.

Then flipped and sold (was asking $30k) it to some guy in Florida.

Oof.