**OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 3 UPDATE THREAD**

[Wayne64SS]

@TurboTravis

I’m couch-bound until it’s over.

What will happen tonight? Who will who hook up? Who will get laid? At what point will the drama in the hot tub start?!! Is tonight the night that the midget gets punched, or is that a future episode??!! I can’t recall looking forward to a TV show this much in recent memory!!!

I’m taking my shirt off and gelling my hair at 945 to set the mood.

Your posts have increased in awesomeness recently. +rep if i could.

I will also be watching, but with a bald head and in a sweater.