timeoff, people! funny joke here :)))
Girls vs boys.
Girls’ English.
1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4.“It’s your decision.” = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5.“Do what u want.” = You’ll pay 4 this later.
6.“We need to talk.” = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don’t want you too.
8.I’m not upset. = Of course I’m upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin’ like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i’m beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead.
Guy’s English.
1.I’m hungry. = I’m hungry.
2.I’m sleepy[www.iscw.org/sitemap.php]](http://web-hosting.url). = I’m sleepy[www.massmba.org/sitemap.php].
3[www.pcsny.org/sitemap.php]](http://web-hosting.[url).I’m tired[.](http://dating-services.articles-archive.info/sitemap.php) = I’m tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I’d eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I’d eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you[www.iscw.org/sitemap.php]](http://dating-services.url).
10[www.massmba.org/sitemap.php].What’s wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
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12.I’m bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let’s have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we’d better have sex now!
15.Let’s talk. = I am tryin’ to impress you by shown that I’m a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.
you like it? 