Rush Limbaugh dodged the Vietnam draft because he had a cyst at the top of his asscrack… 
a CYST!
This is one of the leading conservative pro-war voices!
haha.
SOURCE + COMMENTARY:
http://www.genslab.com/Rush.html
Rush Limbaugh is a fat bitch
i hope you get a cyst on your bum… they really hurt, and no one wants to kiss those to make them better
theres more to the story
i’ve had nine kidney stones in four years… i have no fear of ass-cysts…
and if we had to go fight nazis, pissing gravel wouldn’t stop me from enlisting.