OMG!!! I Have A Package Waiting For Me With $800,000 In It

Anyone feel like fucking with them?


Dear Customer,

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location.We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details.It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to your package. We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $800,000.00 USD. The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he is from the United States but he is here in Nigeria for a three (3)months Surveying Project as he works with a consultant firm in Nigeria West Africa We are sending you this email because your package is been registered on a Special Order. What you have to do now,is to contact our Delivery Department for immediate dispatchment of your package to your residencial address.

Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your informations, it will take only one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive it’s designated destination.For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid by your colleague before your package was registered.Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. However, you will have to pay a sum of $156USD (United States Dollars) to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Also be informed that your colleague wished to pay for the Security Keeping charges, but we do not accept such payment considering the facts that all items & packages that is registered with us have a time limitation and we cannot accept payment not knowing when you will be picking up the package or even responding to us.So we cannot take the risk to have accepted such payment incase of any possible demurrage. Kindly note that your colleague did not leave us with any further information.We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the expiry date of the foremost package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address.

Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the details given below: FedEx Delivery Post

Contact Person : CADEN JONES

Email : cadenjones@inMail24.com

TEL :+ 2347033057569

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given above.This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone numbers.

FULL NAMES :

TELEPHONE :

POSTAL ADDRESS :

CITY :

STATE :

COUNTRY :

Kindly complete the above form and summit it to the delivery manager on : cadenjones@inMail24.com As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the neccessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fees. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of $156USD (United States Dollars), they will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the attahced letter to your residence. It usually takes 24 hours being an over night delivery service. Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived Nigeria and he hasn’t fix his phone yet. We indeed personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the attached letter as the recipient of the foremost package. Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful reconfirmation.

Yours Faithfully,
Martha Duncan.
FedEx Online Management Team.
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sounds legit to me :gotme:

I wonder how fedEx feels about this.

forward that to fedex?

Thats pretty well written

I get emails similar to this all the time. Mostly in my spam box, but it finds it way to my inbox occasionally.

I thinks its b.s. But try it out.

^^sarcasm?

-informations?
-demurrage (damage?)
-expiry ?
-as the package do not have a return address
-query (who uses query in that context anymore?)

there are more, but thats enough. Plus they rarely use a space after periods.

but they are getting better

Maybe its a package of SARS

You my friend are breaking the law.

“Sars”

You can only hope. That shit goes for $$$ NIB

I sent the $156 to him today. I told my boss to FUCK -OFF I quit you asshole! Now i am trying to decide what color vette i am going to buy. 24 hours from now i’m gonna be rollin in dough!

Sorry if i don’t post on here anymore because i’m gonna be too busy with all my new toys and lifestyle YO DAWG!

wait, I just noticed this is a SpenceSpeed thread. Where is the pron?