- Imports in HOT ROD magazine are like boy bands being played on your favorite rock station.
- any repair job will take three times as long and cost twice as much as planned.
- the older you get, the faster your car used to be
- if there are two or more versions of the part, you got the wrong one
rumor:
the pace car for the 2004 Indainapolis 500? we hear it will be a prototype for the next mustang
IN: finally pulling your floor mats out to clean them
OUT: finding they were covering giant rust holes
IN: the bumper sticker on my truck that says, “I love the smell of burnt rice”
OUT: bumper stickers that say nothing in Japanese
