Our DIY skills pwn Fry's Smoker Fail(Smoker COMPLETE!!!!)

You mean there’s more to smoking meat than just tossing it over charcoal briquettes? Blasphemy!

lol. brohater, we used rubs on everything but the chicken.

Right. You seasoned all the meat and then went inside to rub the chicken. :tup:

well, drew rubbed my chicken.

if you really want to get it tender, then you’ve definitely gotta beat your meat.

These puns are the worst!

(the food looks delicious though)

did you at least man up an drink the bourbon and water?

LOL not after raw pork had been sitting in it all night. I did make sure to save enough to have a glass after I started the marinade though.

that will not pass…you fall into all that “is not man” for not drinking the bourbon in pigs blood or finishing the smoker you started…lol. I will give you credit for saving yourself a glass though

lol yeah I had to really swallow my pride to admit that I didn’t have time to finish the smoker. Thank God for single dudes that like to smoke meat.

What?

well at least you swallow your pride, and not smoked meat like the single guys…!

All of the meat was delicious, Glitch has no fucking clue what preparation took place. The chicken was the best I have ever had.

Stop shitting up a great thread about meat cause you can’t fucking read. Man there can’t be any thread without people trying to hate on here. Also all meat was soaked in a brine, marinated and or rubbed accordingly. The end all of what dictates how well this went is taste and well :frowning: :frowning: It was great haha.

So lets recap!

No neighbors cared and we are not serving life without parole
All of the meat made was delicious with the chicken being my favorite.
I think we also discovered an amazing way to finish the meat that led to it being so juicy but im not sharing this secret.
:slight_smile:

Next time use the torch you used to light the coals to sear the meat as soon as you put it in. :tup:

Or team up with la-fengus to smoke a piece of dry-aged steak, thus creating the most amazing piece of man meat in history.

we actually did light it with the torch. its amazing how fast it gets white hot when you hit it with oxygen.

Word. Concrete will burn in enriched oxygen.

Come on I mean who doesn’t start their smokers using an acetylene torch? As much as I love smoked meat I would not smoke dry aged super tasy ribeye. :frowning:

To bad it was not just a little bigger. Was having a conversation about turducken, and if there is an equivalent Texas style chicken->lamb->pig->cow type entrée and stumbled across this.

i actually dont want to eat that at all.

I’ve never eaten anything from a smoker as far as I know, Its on my list of things to try.