Outdoor Karting at CVMP: "The Battle Continues" - [FINAL DATE Saturday 10/17]

[Shady]

@Jammer

The ride to and from was spectacular. From wayne and I roll racing the general population (who had no idea they were being raced), then Swify giving out handjobs on the ride home… the too and fro was top notch…

As far as racing goes, what a good soild group we had. Wayne proved he can lead, even when in a loose cart, nice work. Swift is swift, Singh is Kingh… Vlad kept video on the pack… with inferior carts I assume… and Archie is not only an awesome dude, but can drive the balls off even the slowest cart. There was a clear disadvantage for some of the heavier, fluffy fellas, but at the end of the day…everyone there could drive!

I wiped oil on Waynes tires to no avail… it’s Waynes World
Singh drifted consistantly, and purposely and was the only one threatened with a black flag, but deep down, even the staff liked the antics… Love you man
Swifty eats salad.
Vlad and friends looked like the Russian mafia rollin down the road… on I90 and on track
Jared, Paul and Byron kept the pace and there were alot of spins…Someone almost got knocked over in the porta potty
Iila got laid by some cheap hooker
Archie is voted most likely to succeed, hands down. He was a victim of circumstance all day.

Overall, karts held up pretty well… thats truth…considering the abuse.

The track employee is a child molestor and wasn’t afraid to tell us.

You mean me, as I was the only fluffy fella there comapred to you guys

rofl:rofl

And yes the ride there was ridiculous… the ride back was even more ridiculous adding swifty to the bunch