Evidently Paris Hilton is trying to start a new trend by ridding herself of her little rat dog and keeping company with her new pet…a kinkajou.
I am so sick of this dumb whore. Apparently these things bite and scratch and I can only hope that “Baby Luv” applies these techniques to her face.
Nevermind…http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=21302
stupid stinky cunt
I don’t know why people believe she is so hot :gotme: she is a skanky ugly whore
i think shes ugly as hell, and a whore to top it all off.
and how is that different from many girls around here?
I know lots of girls who arent’ whores. She is famous for nothing other than being a partier and a whore.
i thought she had a ferret like a few weeks ago that replaced her chihuahua? lol…
i saw it on tv briefly…cuz ferrets are illegal in California
and indeed, she is an attention party whore …shes not good at acting , nor does she had any other obvious talents…
sometimes she looks pretty, but other times…super cracked out on coke, lol
ya lets take a nocturnal animal as a pet to carry every where you go. The poor thing is probably going to die from stress 
kinkajou > any dog…
IMO
Can’t wait until that thing claws her brain… oh wait
IB4ItMakesACameoInTheNextLeakedPornVid.
hahaha, its the fluffer
The media loves her. She is annoying as shit. Talentless skank made famous because of her rich spoiled family and her being a whore.
Maybe she’ll get a tiger and it will maul her like Roy of Sigfield and Roy.
i hate her… i watched house of wax the other day with the wifey and ROFLMAO… when she got that pole thru her dome i couldnt stop laughing. dumb bitch!
she should die
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA looks like all our wishing came true
We enjoy a good “Paris Hilton attacked by a rampaging monkey” story as much as the next schmo, but is a tale of a pugnacious primate so much simian fiction?
According to the New York Post, the critter-collecting starlet had Baby Luv, her “new pet monkey,” on her shoulder when she popped into a luxury lingerie store in Las Vegas last Saturday. The exotic animal apparently became overwhelmed by the sight of so many lacy unmentionables and allegedly proceeded to bite Paris and claw her face.
Hilton, says the paper, managed to wrench free of Baby Luv’s grip and tie its leash to a cabinet, where it remained as she shelled out $4,000 for bras, undies and a bullwhip (an item she’ll perhaps use to punish beau Stavros Niarchos for scratching her Bentley).
So was the air-headed heiress up to some serious monkey business? Turns out it was a case of mistaken species identity.
And while pet monkeys are a no-no in the air-headed heiress’ home state of California, don’t get on the horn to animal control just yet. Turns out it’s a case of mistaken species identity.
Paris’ rep confirms to MSN Entertainment that Baby Luv is, in fact, a kinkajou (aka “honey bear”), which, according to our exhaustive two minutes of research, is a nocturnal, arboreal mammal (translation: it likes to hang out in trees at night) that’s related to the raccoon.
The creatures, which are native to Central and South America, cost about $3,000, live for about 20 years, can’t be housebroken and, most importantly, are a no-no in Paris’ home state of California, says the Post.
A spokesman from the state’s Department of Fish and Game tells the paper, “We’ll send them a letter just to let them know we’re aware they have a restricted species.”
If she doesn’t hand it over, she could face a misdemeanor.
And although kinkajous have a reputation for quickly turning from lovable to laceration-inflicting, Paris’ flack denies she was attacked, asserting to us, “No, she was not bitten.” Despite Paris’ short-attention span for all creatures great and small, she was still looking cuddly with Baby Luv on Monday, when she wore the furball as an accessory – along with her long-absent Chihuahua Tinkerbell – at a Beverly Hills bash, where she was presented with a spendy, blinged-out pink motorcycle emblazoned with her name.
What a skanky dumbass… she thinks animals are fashion accessories. I hope she dies.
