Patriotic Hummer H3

pah, yeah, I need to be leg-humped. makes my life complete. but Rob…no one even humps me anymore … it’s making me sad. why even come here anymore!? AND I don’t know anything about cars. SHIT.

but hey, gigantic heads mean gigantic brains… gigantic waists mean too much sitting around eating pounds of fried foods and fatty meat. I’m happy with my big round head. ;c )

as for your played out “try and ride your bike long distances in the cold” crap, I’ve heard that before. obviously you can’t do that and you’d need a car… w/e.

or do you…

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