so, im at work today, and we are swamped w/ work. no biggie. however, we needed a part delivered asap, as well as dvd rw’s picked up for our system back-up, so i got stuck driving which was cool b/c i get away from work.
so i go to g-burg to deliver the part, then head to new walmart to buy dvd rw’s. go to new super walmart @ old greengate mall…
upon leaving the walmart, i go to the redlight by the tire store/panera bread on top of the hill. i catch the light, 1st in line. no biggie as i had slayer in the tape deck and was rockin out…
about 5 cars make it through the light, and i notice what loooked like something, like garbage, tossed out of the passenger side of a car in the fast lane… big f-ing deal.
yet it was not garbage, it was a tiny ass kitten. this kitty hit the ground, and had no fucking clue wtf to do. i watched this kitten dodge probably 25 cars easily, as it is right in the middle of traffic on rt 30 at 12:30 in the afternnon w/ no where to go, and not 1 fucking car tried swerving or slowing down.
i pull the e-brake on the truck, and was going to grab him-- was just about out of the truck when outr light went green. yet some girl in a white vw jumped out and tried to get him too. somehow this little kitten made it through the traffic until the light went red, then took off like a bat out of hell over toward the tire store. I noticed it’s tail was fucked up and bloody, but that was it.
i hope i was seeing shit and that someone really didnt toss the little fucker out the window… but i definetly seen the fucking kitten scared shitless trying to get out of traffic…
best part was, the mother fucker in the car behind me was pissed b/c i was holding traffic up in outr lane-- fuck them.
if anyone knows the girl (who was hot) and if she got the kitten, let me know if she wants to unload it. as i figure if the fucker can live through that, he deserves to be taken care of. And i allreay got a name picked out for it if i do get it-- Garlits, as in don garlits… find it fitting as he got his foot chopped off from his rail, and the kitty got his tail fucked by a car.
