Driving to my house this morning, a deer t-boned me. i have a scrape running horizontally across my passenger side back door, and NO dents! So, I guess I’ll be stopping at a couple body shops today to see what this is going to cost me.
Last winter a deer jumped into my buddy’s car. I was in the backseat behind the driver and the deer jumped a hill right into the side of the car. The hoove was inches from the driver’s face and the passenger got cut a few places with glass. The deer just flopped over and smacked his shoulder against the door, rolled back down the hill and ran away. There was not even a scratch on the car minus the window and the side mirror. He got off lucky with that one. I can vividly remember the deer looking at me as it fell over. I could see the fear in it’s eyes.
next time i hit a deer i will jump out of my car and proceed to kick its ass. ive averaged a deer every year with my car so far and will not show remorse while i am punching the fucker in the head on the side of the road.
when i hit my deer in the cabby on the way to the track, the head of it was semi inside the car. I had the top down.
it pegged the right fender, the ass swung around and took out the grille/headlight, and the head flopped up over the a-pillar missing the windshield and was coming inside the car until i hit the brakes and watched him slide liek 50 feet on the road while the internals went like 100 feet. that fucker got gutted from neck to asshole.