fucking.
lol.
LOL that was pretty good. When he said “she don’t wanna walk too far her legs will get tired” I almost died.
i loved the “F U for disrespecting my marriage” line. lol
haha, “that give me a woody… for helping others.” lol
This one is my favorite PG porn ever
the fucking last line he says is awesome
rofl. “do you have any beer?” “what? no, open container law”
FLOOP.
OMG. HAAAAA.
my penis is mushy why would i use that? that would be painful