Phil Likes Men

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I have proof!
Item#1: While playing a game of Dota, he would constantly look over and pretend to say something game related, when infact checking out my package. His thinly veiled attempts did not remain unnoticed!
Item#2: He put on some sort of asian slo-jams as background music, no doubt in an attempt to seduce me by appealing to my unchecked love for all things asian. This is only reinforced by the fact that he IS asian. Coincidence? I think not!
Item#3: While rummaging through his house for parts to steal, I chanced upon pamphlets for the Catholic Church’s Priesthood Program, as well as an application to enroll. It is a well known fact that the fringe benefits of such a profession include the molesting of altar boys.
Item#4: This google chat:

2:35 PM s14.2nv: i am infact a homosexual and madly in love with you
2:36 PM me: lol
2:37 PM s14.2nv: yup

Disclaimer: Some or all of the aforementioned facts may be altered, or completely fabricated to better support my allegations. Infact, this whole thread may be some elaborate scheme by me to take over the world, or perhaps even kill some time.

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hahahaha dota

played that shit long time ago

good times playing till 5am, but shit takes at least 1.5hrs to finish a damn game

starcraft 2!

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Item#5: http://www.xceedspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78582
He’s the guy dressed as Spiderman :lol:

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Well atleast you were honest about one thing.

You like asian men, I found this pic of you chillin with your homegirls:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/japaneseschoolgirlwatch-lg.jpg
japaneseschoolgirlwatch-lg.jpg800×600

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^^^ you mean homeboy’s dont you?

oh no wait they are just ugly girls my bad

Mael

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This Dota ^ ?? im on bnet qute a bit, msg me if u wana play :), and yes SC2!

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Okay, I know that one wasn’t realistic…

How about this pic of you from the other night?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/n172002378_33261975_8822.jpg

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I know for a fact Phil doesn’t like men because he never ONCE let me touch his bum. Not even a little.

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http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/5786/philtubsr7.jpg

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Do you know how you know it’s really him? Phil has a tattoo! So does the guy in the pic! PIC IS REAL!

And neither of us have legal copies, so we can’t bnet :frowning:

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I think I found why you like asian men now, I remember seeing this article in your car:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/4-09_Details1.jpg
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iirc it was from this magazine:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/cover2.jpg

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Funny you should mention that pic, you did a pretty decent job of photoshopping some random asian in there. We all know this is the original!
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/98/philgaydk2.jpg

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I caught him checking out my little sister the other day as well, maybe he’s bi, who knows:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/japan_panty.gif

So when I confronted him he ran, and I had to chase him down in my car:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/drift_runover-1.gif

Then when I finally caught him, he decided to put up a fight, it didn’t end well for him:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/bruceleeagain.gif

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If you want to abuse the Drama section, I minus well banned you. :squint:

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Funny thing is, I don’t think Phil can see this section anymore, since he doesn’t have mod status anymore.
WINRAR BY DEFAULT!!1one

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You know who else can’t see this section? Banned people. Amirite?

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Well played sir, well played.