Whats worse, having someone Chat with you on MSN while shitting… or talking on the phone while shitting
ILCisDEAD says:
I HAVE A LAPTOP WHY NOT USE IT!!
Chino. says:
this is worse than a phone conversation onthe shitter
I completely disagree
no, it is fucking worse because i had no idea, and the conversation was already like 45 minutes long, i then had a visual of a toilet filled to the brim with shit because you have been shitting for the last 45 minutes
god i hate you.
as long as you don’t touch it between the wipe and the hand wash, laptop ftw. no one likes a shitty keyboard.
ITS WATER ANYWAY JIM!!!
I know you don’t hate me… You just hate yourself so you reflect that hate upon others
Well it all started out with a belief that I could eventually make it off the toilet and that I was going to be ok, and I would eventually make it off the toilet.
31 minutes in I started to become very irate and felt as if someone poisoned me. Deeply enraged I felt I should take it out on random Nyspeed members. After a torrent of unwarranted attacks, notably:
http://nyspeed.com/forums/showpost.php?p=805407&postcount=20
Note the large red font, a true indication of my anger and pure hatred for the toilet and the endless stream of water coming out of my ass.
1hr 20min since zero hour - After some good aggression released by screaming at the wall and typing ever frustrated word with extra emphasis, I started to talk to myself and tell myself If I could get off this toilet I would change, I just wanted to go out and have a few beers maybe come up with a creepy one liner to freak a girl or two out.
I wasn’t getting off the toilet, it just wasnt in the cards. I needed to find a razor something to cut a vein or a gun to just blow a hole in my brain I wanted this pain to end. I felt so alone having the only social contact going through msn chat to another fellow NYspeeder. He then missed the sign of depression and felt I shouldn’t talk to him anymore because I was brewing coffee on the toilet. He was disgusted with me, chino that heartless asshole. I began slipping deeper and deeper into this lonely blackness.
2hr 3min since zero hour - Still going strong, and I’m ok with being spending the rest of the day and probably night, skipping out on some drunken easy pussy. As long as I got my Nyspeed with me I’ll be ok. Lets just hope the Night crew is as sympathetic as the day crew.
can you really not come up with a better way to spend your time… srsly ?
i have one letter, and one number for you:
H8
lol, well written
lol…ur both morons.
He’s still sending me :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[
its just a constant bell over and over
JIM ITS STILL GOING!!!
its gotta be 5 min already lol
Phone conversations on the shitter are awesome.
Most of the time people dont know until they hear you flush and its the best akward silence ever.