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2001 1/2 Audi S4 2.7T Sedan 4D

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Condition Value

Excellent
(Selected) $11,510

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Vehicle Highlights

Mileage: 107,000
Engine: V6 2.7 Liter Turbo
Transmission: 6 Speed Manual
Drivetrain: Quattro AWD

Selected Equipment
Standard
Air Conditioning Cruise Control Front Side Air Bags
Power Steering AM/FM Stereo ABS (4-Wheel)
Power Windows Cassette Leather
Power Door Locks Single Compact Disc Dual Power Seats
Tilt Wheel Dual Front Air Bags Alloy Wheels

Blue Book Suggested Retail Value The Kelley Blue Book Suggested Retail Value is representative of dealers’ asking prices and is the starting point for negotiation between a consumer and a dealer. This Suggested Retail Value assumes that the vehicle has been fully reconditioned and has a clean title history. This value also takes into account the dealers’ profit, costs for advertising, sales commissions and other costs of doing business. The final sale price will likely be less depending on the vehicle’s actual condition, popularity, type of warranty offered and local market conditions.
Vehicle Condition Ratings Excellent (Selected)
$11,510

Looks new, is in excellent mechanical condition and needs no reconditioning.
Never had any paint or body work and is free of rust.
Clean title history and will pass a smog and safety inspection.
Engine compartment is clean, with no fluid leaks and is free of any wear or visible defects.
Complete and verifiable service records.
Less than 5% of all used vehicles fall into this category.