sounds weird but i need one… or pirate pants THIS IS NO JOKE… ME N MY BUDDY’S HAVE AN ANNUAL PIRATE PARTY BUT THIS YEAR GOT A LIL OUT OF CONTROL AND MY GOT RIPPED TO SHREDS. I’M GOING TO 1000 ISLANDS FOR PIRATE DAYS THIS WEEK AND NEED ONE! THANKS IN ADVANCED.
a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his pants walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. the batender comes over and says to him “hey fella you know ya got a steering wheel stuck to the front of your pants?” to which the pirate responds “arrgh yes, its driving me nuts”
hope this helps 
ha ha
Hhahahahahha please tell me that is in the joke thread!
what size? for a guy or girl? I think I may have one from holloween somewhere, but it’s probably a small.
that’s all I could think of when I read this.
THIS IS SERIOUS I LOST MYNE!! IM 5’10 160 LBS AND A WAIST 30. 7% FAT THE REST MUSCLE… IM GOING TO 1000 ISLANDS THIS WEEKEND FOR PIRATE DAYS N NEED A COSTUME.
wtf? who cares that you’re a fatty.
honestly, have you tried party city? im sure it can be had there cheap
pirate days? shiver me timbers matey. sounds like a party