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Don’t Bite the Dick - David Allan Coe

Don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey
You gotta learn to suck it funny
How those dicks taste all like rubber
Covered with goo
Some cums clear and some cums milky
Some cums thick and some cums silky
Don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey
and it’ll be good to you.

Momma be proud of your daughter
Think of all the things you taught her
Not to go into the water till she could swim
how to cook and how to sew
But there’s other things you know

You should have taught her about sex
that it was not a sin
you should have said
don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey
you gotta learn to suck it funny
how those dicks all taste like rubber
covered with goo
some cums clear and some cums milky
some cums thick and some cums silky
don’t bit the dick that fucks you honey
and it’ll be good to you

you should have taught her how to suck one
if you’da taught her how to fuck one
maybe she’d a never snuck one when you wasn’t home
you could have taught her not to fight it
you could have taught her not to bite it
you could have taught her wrong from right
but you left her on her own

You should have said
don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey
you gotta learn to suck it funny
how those dicks all taste like rubber
covered with goo
some cums clear and some cums milky
some cums thick and some cums silky
don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey
and it’ll be good to you

don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey
you gotta learn to suck it funny
how those dicks all taste like rubber
covered in goo some cums clear and some cums milky
some cums thick and some cums silky
don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey
and it’ll be good to you

:fry:

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Meh…6/10

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your value 1/10… sorry, i just thought it was funny.

for what it is worth that song was wrote and performed before your 1st breath on this earth. I found it funny that everyone complains about todays music and lyrics…

this is an old country song, that someone told me about and i thought i would share. do you have any thing to share?

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Post the song then you old fart.

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Oh and here…

Haikus are funny
But sometimes do not make sense
Anonymity

<3

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I’m sinking like a stone in the sea, I’m burning like a bridge for your body.

meh

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Just don’t tell em I’ve gone crazy,
That I’m still strung out over you,
Tell em anything you want to,
Just don’t tell em all the truth,
Yeah don’t tell em all the truth,

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This thread sucks

(lyrics & music - hanneman)

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your life’s worth
Human mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more to die

Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead

Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood
Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the aryan race

Surgery, with no anesthesia
Feel the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die

Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death

Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
'til you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust

Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants he’s creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid angel of death
Flying free

(leads: hanneman, king, hanneman, king, hanneman)

Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death

Angel of death

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Brutal

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here i sit, broken hearted
tried to shit, yet only farted

taken from a port a potty wall