"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. --Comedian Chris Rock
Obama…
‘My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.’
:bloated:
You can change things for the better…
“PISS” -mindless
“Im serious about that kool aid!”
-Harold and Kumar 2
just saw that the other day. ahhh grape drink
The part with bush is amazing. Hypocrityzer hahaha. One of the funniest movies ever. That cop is great too. So many funny quotes I want to post but i dont want to ruin it for anyone who hasn’t seen it.
you boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich
“smells like sex in here, what happened?”
super troopers
Theres nothing wrong with getting your dick sucked you guys are gay for sucking myyyy dick