Only because SOMEONE didn’t believe me when I said I was gonna ask!! LOL
If you were changed to the opposite sex unexpectedly, what is the first thing you would do?
:lol:lol
Find the previous version of myself and fuck, myself.
Masterbate - that was an easy question.
I would be a nagging bitch to every male within a 100 yard radius of me so I could fit in with all the other women out there.
LMAO winner
+1… gotta see if female masturbation is better than male
something tells me it might be…the hand doesnt cover it all 
while there are many phallus-shaped objects out there that would work better
First I would play with my titties and grab my own ass as I am an ass man…
Then I would prcoeed to masterbate till my hand or vagina fell off
then take pictures of myself and stash somewhere so when i come back to myself I can blackmale whoevers body I took for sexual favors
LOL you would hahahaha
what would you do?
Road cones?
something tells me those may hurt a little…idk tho might have to try it if im given the opportunity :shifty
play with my titties and massage my na-na for a while.
masturbate with a flagpole
Kill myself.
F’n a cotton. F’n a!
see if PMS is actually real or just a scheme for wimmenz to be cuntbaskets for a few days a month
Kill myself
I would immediately forget how to drive
rofl i think thats mandatory with the operation. ahahaha