Question for SHIFT guys

So I just went into the bathroom to take a shit and I didnt have to piss so I rest my dick on my thigh cause I hate when it goes down and splash into the cold toilet bowl water. Its fucking gross and uncomfortable.

But anyway so my dick is just chilling there and I notice it almost has a tan. Like its alot darker than my thigh pretty the same color as the skin on the top of my fore arm which has a good tan. I find this odd since I haven’t exsposed myself in public recently and I don’t fake tan

Does anyone else have a unnaturally tan dick?

i call BULSHIT and say it was someone else’s dick on ur thigh and ur just affraid to admit ur gay lover has an abnormally dirty dick.

:wow :rofl :rofl

:wow

:lol

Maybe some poop juice from fudgepacking stained it?

well if its like mine, then it’s dirty from constantly dragging in the dirt

or he shit on his thigh ,those arent varicose viens there corn chunks

Hank in for the buuuuurrnnnn! :roflcopter

lmao!

zomg :rofl

:bowdown

quite normal, actually

:ahh:rofl:lol:retardclap

its the HIV, thats a sign of it. Your didnt know?

Jerking it with dirty hands FTL

sings youve got the AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIDS
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