So I just went into the bathroom to take a shit and I didnt have to piss so I rest my dick on my thigh cause I hate when it goes down and splash into the cold toilet bowl water. Its fucking gross and uncomfortable.
But anyway so my dick is just chilling there and I notice it almost has a tan. Like its alot darker than my thigh pretty the same color as the skin on the top of my fore arm which has a good tan. I find this odd since I haven’t exsposed myself in public recently and I don’t fake tan