Have you ever pitched, only to find your bat covered in pine tar afterwards?
Apparently all my girls were responsible, because I’ve never had any mud stuck on the auger, but I’ve been told this is a common concern… even scaring guys away from the mound.
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Wat?
i have never had tar after??? even with a finger
nope…
was clean as a whistle
never covered, but once putting the bat away, something followed it out. My g/f started crying
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^omfg… :lol:
Have you ever pulled out after giving anal, and found poop on your dick?
pink sock???
:lol:
Wat?
ew dude. never. i’d kill the bitch
Never had a poopy dick. I have had the, ok we need to stop it hurts which just turns into ass to mouth though. So I get a free cleaning anyway 
yea for real, why does that turn girls on so much? best head of my life has been after i pulled out of her ass. more than once. dirty bitches.
edit: no i didnt kiss them after. ever.
fuck that snow ball that shit. Its like a peanut butter and fluff sammich
who was the lucky guy?
Yea… had to berak it down for the slow class… and he’s still a bit lost me thinks.
:hitit: bananas gettin some poopshoot action
Atta boy, Nick. I fogot we talked about this last night.
never anything after, and ive banged my broad that way at least 20 times.That would suck tho lol
“that way” lol
ive done it with +/- 20 different chicks, never poopy on my pole