http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24969574-948,00.html
A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s penis as he tried to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
I LOL’ed when I read the bolded area. :rofl :rofl
:rofl
Oh the things people will do when they’re drunk. :rofl
WAT :rofl
speaking of raccoons, the kid who lives next door to chuck hit one on the northway and ripped off his front lip and part of his front bumper on his mk4 jettta 2.0 :haha
news flash: nobody cares!
update!!
This is funnier than your OP. :lol
LMAO to this thread. I wonder if that guy had a family.Imagine reading about that about your husband or dad .
HAHAHAHAHA that looks like Cameo’s cousin’s kid hahah!!!
raccoons are sooooooo tight! :wow
russians. lol.
Hahahahahaha
questionable decision
Ive heard about people having ‘relations’ with sheep, goats and dogs but never a racoon. Those things get rabies.
wat
PBJ <3’s beastiality
peanut butter and jelly?
Yes.