Let’s see here.
Failhatch:
Column is all hacked up
Beat to shit
Cheap shitty paint job
Lien on title
Sounds like SOMEONE:
Hacked apart column to steal it…
Beat the shit out of it…because, well, it wasn’t theirs. Then they realize the error of their ways and…
Rattle canned it flat black because…
It wasn’t theirs and has a lien on the title.
Sound about right?