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MODERN DAY MATH:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean! to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S–K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

any questions?

Class Dismissed! (There fixed it!)

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calaas?

Thanks teach i leaneded good.

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I hope English 101 is next on the class schedule.

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I hope English 101 is next on the class schedule.[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
OWNED!

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I remember seeing something like this post somewhere and it’s as funny now as it was then.

Shows that a little sucking up goes further. :lol: