real is nice because of the smell of needles after vaccuming them up but if i want to smell ill just buy some cleaning solution
REAL:
:tdown: to falling needles
:tdown: to making a mess
:tdown: to possible fires
:tdown: to sap
:tdown: to dropping cash every yr for a new tree
:tdown: to cutting down trees…im not a tree hugger i swear!
:tdown: to possible bugs
FAKE
:tup: to keeping it in your basement
:tup: to prelit
:tup: to only buying one once
:tup: not having to clean up a mess
:tup: to no bugs