No one fights for free anymore.
We should all chip in $10.00 to see them fight. After (4) 5 minute rounds (winner can only win by way of K.O. or tap out) if there is no winner after 4 rounds we go for votes.
At end of fight they split the money 50/50
…and I get 10% as the promoter!
Better yet why don’t we all chip in some money and buy them drinks, after like 15 drinks each they will love each other. Every one loves everyone when they are drunk! End of fight!
I can see it now!
Mark: Yo axxxxmed broooo, have I ever told you how much I love you? drool and beer oozing out of his mouth
Ahmed: I love you too man Eyes half shut and blood shut, Burps, hickupps
Mark: Whyyyyy do we get into these fucken fights? eyes shut and stumbles almost falling over
Ahmed: I don’t know man, that’s fuuuuuuucked up bro! Burps alcohol starts rizing from stomach to the mouth
Mark: Your my brother maaaaannnn! Were like bro’s we are one, ONE I SAY! Burps, hickupps
Ahmed: Come here let me give you a hug, I love you brooooooo! hickupps, burps and about to puke
Mark: Let’s not fight again man Hugs Ahmed but falls over pulling Ahmed to the floor with him then he Burps, hickupps and pukes on Ahmed
Ahmed: ewwww man! Burps and pukes on Mark
SON members: Taking pictures for posting
And that’s how the story ends!
Shut up! …i’m bored.