Relationship status (version 3)

you realize that means that you’re the LEAST LAME, right?

haha

I need to update my sig, because now i am only #142 least lame…

yep :tspry: so there’s been 142 lame n00bs signing up since you updated your sig apparently.

What do you think happens when you get married…

He marries 1.5 womens?

you don’t work well with logical progressions do you?

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/28/285879/19_2008/big%20love.jpg
speak for yourself…

If relationship sex is getting old after 1-3 weeks, you’re doing it wrong.

also same of your married… i have great sex :gotme:

nope. youre a girl. you have emotions and things. we are supposed to spread our seed. A new conquest is always the best.

What I’m saying is, if it’s old, then it’s boring. And if it’s boring, you’re doing it WRONG.

+1

+2

but for real :tup: smashing is great

ah, i see.
It’s a relative term. sex is never boring. Well unless im drunk and have to wear a condom and its in that like 45 minutes to an hour period where I’ve invested too much to stop but I know i’m not getting off any time soon.

But single sex twice a week > relationship sex once a day or so.

you should have stoped at condom

i have never had drunk sex when i was drunk

ugh… drunk sex sucks… I like nice and passionate sex where we both cry afterwords

what about drunk sex when you were sober?

ILC i thought you only cry with me

im saying i was never the one drunk … it has always been her

Who says if you’re in a relationship, you have to smash every day?

And… you don’t use condoms unless you’re drunk? You know, you can still get STD’s when you’re sober… Haha.

Fuck I haven’t used condoms in 4 years! not needed when sober either. Hey dawn when are you in buffalo next i have something to share with you

i dont think i have smashed everyday for a week stright in years …lol

last i used a condom was in 01