Theres only one way to bag a classy lady… give her two tickets to the gun show.
YOU WOKE THE BEARS, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
LOUD NOISES
Hey, Ron. I’m riding a furry tractor.
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
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would read again :tup:
Happy Monday. Back at it.
When in Rome.
Agree to disagree.
BAXTER? IS THAT YOU? BARK TWICE IF YOU’RE IN MILWAUKEE.
IT’S OK, I’M HERE, WE CAN DO THE NEWS NOW
TURN THE MUSIC OFF, I’M STILL TALKING!!!
I saw you from across the way, and felt compelled to tell you something
You have an absolutely breathtaking heiney. That thing is good. I wanna be friends with it.
REPOST
Maybe don’t wear a bra next time. No, not her, you. I don’t know her name…
Is this Wilt Chamberlain?
Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there’s going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won’t be invited.
Garth, if I were to give you some money out of my wallet, would that help ease the pain?
Sandieguns
It’s terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!
YOU CAN USE MY DESK AND MAYBE AFTERWARDS WE CAN GO TO LUNCH
Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?