Riced out 99 red eclipse

Alright so While i was working in the delta sonic detail shop today a riced out eclipse rolls through. Obviously when a retarded looking vehicle comes in everyone begins to rip on it. This eclipse here was a non turbo’d more than likely stock underhood eclipse with a chicken wired front end body kit, eurotail lights, spray painted interior, generic faded racing seats that looked pink and didnt even have harnesess just stock seat belts, stickers for companies that he probably bought and doesnt own of the parts, and last but not least the super sick ginourmus pep boys fart can.
Little did I know that this kids gf was one of the employees and was working on the car while me and multiple other employees were ripping this car apart having a good old time making fun of this piece of dump. so obviously she pulls it out tells the bf and as im pulling another customers car out to give the car away i heard one of the two retards call me a pussy. now at this point i just smile at them and walk back in becuase im not gunna lose my job over a immature teenager n his retard mobile. They decided it would be cool to stick around for about 10 more minutes to see if i would come out. As they were leaving they rolled their window down n told a fellow employee that they were going to “f me up” or something dumb as people with slow ricers would say.
after hearing this i confronted the gr and she was obvioulsy pist off and asked why i had to run my mouth bout her hubbys car and i simply said its pretty much self explanitory. After hearing that she proceeded to ask wat exactly i drive and i told her my winter and summer car and procedded to add that my winter vehicle that is stock ( tahoe) would beat her bfs piece of junk… this whole confrontation happend infront of two of my managers so after she gave up on this losing argument and walked away i told my manager to get her the f out of her n in 2 minutes they sent her home/

obviously im not gunna fight this kid cuz A its not worth my time and B i dont see why you would have to physically fight someone to try and justify a piece of shit car. If you wanna prove something let your car do the talking for you. I dont believe even racing this kid would be worth my time but if he really wants me to humor him ill race him in my stock tahoe lol :2fingers:

this thread is going to go no were i can already tell

o I know i just had to get it off of my mind and see if anyone else had the same kinda experience with this exact car becuase two other kids i work with have

http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/Cool-Dog-Hey-Cool-story-bro41.jpg

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It’s funny that you so casually call these people “retards” while showing this entire forum that you have absolutely no understanding of the english language. Maybe spend less time telling cool stories (bro) and more time learning how to spell, it isn’t that hard.

skunk 2 sticker on the window?

i personally enjoyed the story, i had sluts that work at delta sonic since i work with plenty of them

:danny:

Where’s the kill?

what if his shitty eclipse beat your el camino… ??? then you might have to beat him up!

Are you kidding, like anything can beat an el camino… in the most literal sense there is not a car which can ever truly beat an el camino.

I didn’t think the story was that bad.

HAHAHAHA, I laughed so fucking hard.

More pics of heaters in the el camino.

Nudes of the emplyee plz !

Beast mode.

does he have blonde hair? srs question lol
there is a kid on my street with teh same car

it was deebo

Was it like maroon? My buddy ran in to a fggt that started talking shit with a POS Redish eclipse w/ chrome wheels, whale tail, body kit, car had damage too. Was the kid tall with a chin strap? Apparently a blonde decent looking girl was driving for him possbly.

well i know he lives in west seneca so theres a chance it could be the kid in your neighborhood

I know said kid, I will direct him towards this thread and I do hope you punch him in the face, doing so would be beneficial to the future children of this world. Cheers.