YES SIR
No sir 
bitch
i just cooked 6 big fucking steaks and we got fuckin chicken wing dip and fucking pizza and im the only fucking asshole drunk
mehh
oh and rock band
chicken wing dip for steak? you must be drunk.
no just karter, you’re just retarded. Even his drunken post made perfect fucking sense.
and no i’m not drunk… enough… yet.
lol i took 6 beers out with me to cook the fucking shit … every beer i turned it over and when i was done so were they… it was like my own drinking game
im a drunk
Nice
Not to be an ass, but don’t you have a bunch of kids to be taking care of?
:grouphug:Your new years sucks so bad and lacks women so hardcore that your trying to bash me on new years eve?
Fuck dude get some jergins for your palms, I’d be pissed on the internet if I wasnt getting any at all.
But I’m jolly all the time, so you do the math :D. Happy new years
im not a single dad… there is 2 of us
the 6 and 2 year old are at gmas and the 2 week old is here but the wife is feeding and shit… i dont make enough milk for him
Workin on it…gots a long road ahead of me
WhAT THE FUCK
Catch up, like booker T ya mEAN!
word, poundin my pre gamers and headed out in a few minutes, happy NY’s fuckers.
OMFG WHERE THE FUC AM I!!!
I’m still at work. I anticipate a low key ride to a friend’s afterward for maybe a brew or 2, and then I’ll calmly retreat home in my over-due uninspected MR2…
Getting there! Working on polishing off a nice bottle of champagne 
im fucked up