Was getting on the train at a different station today - a little more ghetto area of the bronx.
Anyway, I’m standing there, waiting for the train to come - and I hear that “Umbrella” song being blasted out of headphones. I turn over to see a girl with headphones on rocking out to it.
But here’s the funny thing.
She had this type of headphone :
But she was wearing them… like regular headphones. It looked so awkward, and on top of the fact that she had a wide face, it made it even funnier. I decide to sit somewhere near where she is sitting, waiting for some type of hilarity to ensue. Sure enough it does.
The conductors on the commuter trains are usually pretty cool, and they are all about people not talking on their cell phones or listening to loud music and whatever what not - something that should be common sense… but oh well. Anyway, he comes through asking for tickets and comes up to this girl, who is still blaring shitty music out of her iPod, and he asks for her ticket, and then promptly ask her to turn her music down.
“You ain’t my daddy, and I sho’ as hell ain’t turnin’ down my music!”
(P.S. This is like, a 5’1", uh… bigger, italian princess)
He asks once again, politely, if she could turn down her music for the sake of other passengers on the train.
She stands up and shouts “Does anyone care that I have my music on this loud?” waits about 1/2 a second “Nobody gives a fuck! I ain’t turnin’ my music down.”
Not more than 2 seconds later a 50 year old guy says “I do, and so does everyone else, you dumb bitch, and your headphones are on the wrong way, maybe that’s why you are so fucking stupid, because the headphones are squeezing your fat head in. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you’re not this retarded when you don’t have them on, so for Christ’s sake, take your headphones off.”
She gets off at the next stop. When we asked the conductor where she bought her ticket to - he said it was to Grand Central. lol
