Screw Crisco

Its all greasy and doesn’t lubricate as well as you’d think.

http://www.metstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/crisco-shortening.jpg

that is great i was staring at the screw cisco thread and yours and was confused. good work.

parody threads are strong today

“They call her crisco, because she is fat in a can.”

I was waiting for this one…

You can’t screw crisco, and even if you did it would be impossible to impregnate.

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impossible to impregnate.

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:tup: :clap:

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You can’t screw crisco, and even if you did it would be impossible to impregnate.

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Sounds like a man who’s had some lonely nights and did some trial and error with stuff in the kitchen. :rolljerk:

ahahahhahaha

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Sounds like a man who’s had some lonely nights and did some trial and error with stuff in the kitchen. :rolljerk:

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I… I couldn’t help it, it just looked so sexy in it’s swanky blue can. :headbang:

IBL

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IBL

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I Bang Lard?

Screw Nabisco

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I Bang Lard?

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ROFLMAO
:clap:

hahaha

:rofl: