Secret Santa - What do I get a dude?

This is getting sort of expensive. I think I might take out that gas pump thingy.

So:

  • Box of Condoms (I should get the small sized ones, hahah.)
  • Package of Tissues
  • Bottle of Lotion
  • Bottle of Liquor
  • Porn Magazine (cheaper than a DVD right?)
  • Cheap giftcard for somewhere (AZ, Sunoco, SOMEWHERE)

… that’s good, right?