hahaha
I was thinking an old stuffed animal.
find like a shitty stuffed weasel and put him in there…
In highschool
My brother gave a girl (secret santa) a mounted boar’s head.
Put in in a wrapped box with a lid.
She opened the lid and began to cry.
The boar’s head was on the wall of the lobby for a while then disappeared.
only expensive thing is the booze 
Just get an old porno from someone hahaha
Gifting used porno mags…Screams classy,