Sex with zombies

Since we’re on the theme of zombies.

If you were to tie one up, and have sex with it… how would you be able to gain consent?

And would it be rape, if it were a zombie, they don’t have a heart beat. so how are they human.!?

WTF is wrong with you?

That’s like bestiality i guess… only way more fictitious and disgusting…

just be careful which state you fuck a zombie in, i guess…

Well, you cannot legally bang out with a corpse, but they are and are not dead, hmm…

It would quickly become a law: No sexual misconduct, with or without consent, with the living-dead.

I don’t have the Penal Code here, it might already be in there?

So i just googled “sex with zombies”

and got this link

WOW

Its worksafe so enjoy

interesting… have your gf dress up as one?

which zombie movie were they doing that in? the had the head cheerleader who had turned into a zombie with a football helmet on so she couldn’t bite them and the guys from the football team were taking turns fucking her. it wasn’t a porn. she ends up breaking out and killing all 3 or 4 of them.

how would it be possible even. she can’t get very wet so you’d have to use lots of lube. i couldn’t imagine it though because the only way that would make sense is doggy style and even living girls go dry after a few minutes of doggy.

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which zombie movie were they doing that in? the had the head cheerleader who had turned into a zombie with a football helmet on so she couldn’t bite them and the guys from the football team were taking turns fucking her. it wasn’t a porn. she ends up breaking out and killing all 3 or 4 of them.

how would it be possible even. she can’t get very wet so you’d have to use lots of lube. i couldn’t imagine it though because the only way that would make sense is doggy style and even living girls go dry after a few minutes of doggy.

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It was on the special features of dawn of the dead 2004…

don’t ask why i knew that

:banghead: here we go again

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It was on the special features of dawn of the dead 2004…

don’t ask why i knew that

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REALLY?! Runs to grab dvd

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So i just googled “sex with zombies”

and got this link

WOW

Its worksafe so enjoy

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Have you seen this yet?

lol

yea lol a while ago lol

seriously. what the fuck is up with the zombies lately?

are you all retarded?

<---- Sane… INSANE THAT IS

since when has a lack of consent ever stopped ilc from having sex

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2GTEux0idOZ2GM:http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/HotD2150705.jpg

Id hit it

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yea lol a while ago lol

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oh