Sexual harassment at work

[JRubino]

@deadbeatrec

just do what Bino does…

step 1: find potential on myspace
step 2: talk to them
step 3: get them to invite me over to apartment
step 4: barrow friends nice whip to drive over to said apartment
step 5: stop on way for bottle of red wine
step 6: arrive at said apartment with collar popped and hair did
step 7: bang her
step 8: leave the apartment regreting fucking said FAT chick
step 9: get home and wash off dick with any alcohol u can find (most likely moth wash)
step 10: take this one to the grave

:crackup :crackup :wtf

Don’t you have a high caliber weapon to be designing?

[deadbeatrec]

@JRubino

:crackup :crackup :wtf

Don’t you have a high caliber weapon to be designing?

The proper term is, LARGE CALIPER and im taking a break.

[JRubino]

Same thing

[psi2high]

@deadbeatrec

The proper term is, LARGE CALIPER and im taking a break.

you are always on break

[deadbeatrec]

@psi2high

you are always on break

and your point is???

[Ilya]

@EJ257FTW

can someone please translate this communist garble into a language i can comprehend?

lol…here.

@Ilya

Skazhi yeyi po ruski. When she asks what you just said…tell her you’ll tell her over dinner…and then tap that after dinner.

You: Tvoya zhopa ochen krasiva v etih raytuzah.
Her: What?
You: Ya hochu tvoyu zhopu v kusiti
Her: WHAT!?
You: Meet me at place at time. I’ll tell you all about it.
time passes
her making the o-face

^^^ = you win.

You: Your ass looks fantastic in those pants.
Her: What?
You: I want to bite your ass
Her: WHAT!?
You: Meet me at place at time. I’ll tell you all about it.
time passes
her making the o-face

@votblindub

a horoshiy voobshe to plan, a? heheheh mozhet srabotayet?

Is that a good plan? Maybe it’ll work?

@Ilya

Ya neznayu. Ya vobshe bigayu za bogo boyazlivimi divchatami. Voni take ne roblyat lol. (Do you understand Ukrainian? lol)

I don’t know. I actually prefer christian girls. They don’t do stuff like that.

[stockcarboy]

flaten her tires then when she goes to leave jump her with a plastic bag rape her and kill her fuck her again when shes dead to see the differance keep her around for a toy untill she starts to rot then scull f*ck her and freze the body and put in in a wood chiper in to the river. J/k thats disturbing i thought of that :crackup (violence against woman is bad)

[rchiplock]

whoa

[bennyfizzle]

Sounds like a nice way to pass a Sunday night.

[GranMassaX]

I beginning to think he really did some of the things suggested in this thread and got caught… it’s been awhile since he posted.

[psi2high]

He was probably talking about a guy and not a girl

[Ilya]

@GranMassaX

I beginning to think he really did some of the things suggested in this thread and got caught… it’s been awhile since he posted.

lmao.

[smithsteg]

@psi2high

He was probably talking about a guy and not a girl

:+1

[Auto0utcast]

@stockcarboy

flaten her tires then when she goes to leave jump her with a plastic bag rape her and kill her fuck her again when shes dead to see the differance keep her around for a toy untill she starts to rot then scull f*ck her and freze the body and put in in a wood chiper in to the river. J/k thats disturbing i thought of that :crackup (violence against woman is bad)

how the hell did you know my dating technique down to a T? :confused you stalking me or something?

[bootlegcivic]

I feel like a creep for reading this thread… That poor girl doesn’t even realize that a couple cubicles away there is a sexual deviant looking to shove things into her gaping vagina and or brown eye that have no business being there…

Unforgivable.

[Auto0utcast]

but just think about it like this… she could be a total cum gargling slut. and its only harassment if they dont like it. :banana :giggedy

[duuka]

@stockcarboy

flaten her tires then when she goes to leave jump her with a plastic bag rape her and kill her fuck her again when shes dead to see the differance keep her around for a toy untill she starts to rot then scull f*ck her and freze the body and put in in a wood chiper in to the river. J/k thats disturbing i thought of that :crackup (violence against woman is bad)

[Wayne64SS]

don’t shit where you eat.

[CustomLowz]

@EJ257FTW

can someone please translate this communist garble into a language i can comprehend?

Whats wrong trav, dont understand russian???

[votblindub]

damn this thread flew off the nut in a second! :lol i havent posted cuz i got sick and spent 4 days playing mario kart and tetris on my DS in bed. im still sick. fcking sinuses killin meh!
i wana sneak a pic of her ass, but i dont at the same time. if it ever gets back to me, im not looking forward to legal shit happenin’, see what im sayin? not worth gettin fired. also, the lens on my phone’s camera is scratched, so pics are always blurry as hell.