just tell her you want her to sit on your face
works everytime
lol. One of the best posters ever. Sorry.
Just send her an email with a link to this thread.
Skip all the sissy talk and just rape her… if you get fired, you get fired. Who cares?
:rofl good talk.
I shat bricks when I read that Urkranian :umm
:lol
Just wait till she walks by…and bite it. Go for the gold man!
lol. Why? Tongue/mind can’t handle it? Wimp. lol.
ninja pics
install toilet cam
golden shoowerrrrr
LOL
yea just talk about her shoes and take it from there !
Tell her you hang below your boxer shorts
…try to inform her that you’re referring to your dick and not your gut.
lmao…hahah. :crackup
man if that girl ever saw this thread she would definitely file harrasment charges :crackup
I demand candid cell phone pics of this ass OR ban
:+1 lets see how “great” this ass is that you claim is worth making a thread about how you can approach her about her ass.
:+1
If it is a dog shit looking ass, voltblinddub guy is getting my nomination for perma-ban.
can someone please translate this communist garble into a language i can comprehend?
just do what Bino does…
step 1: find potential on myspace
step 2: talk to them
step 3: get them to invite me over to apartment
step 4: barrow friends nice whip to drive over to said apartment
step 5: stop on way for bottle of red wine
step 6: arrive at said apartment with collar popped and hair did
step 7: bang her
step 8: leave the apartment regreting fucking said FAT chick
step 9: get home and wash off dick with any alcohol u can find (most likely mouth wash)
step 10: take this one to the grave