so i got one of these people in my office that likes to say loudly " hey that doesn’t look like work on ur computer" and my desk is right near the bosses office… personally i’d like to punch her in the face but has anyone dealt with a similar experience? what set it off was my fuckin desktop… i have a screen shot from Tecmo Bowl and the the bitch assumed i was playin video games…
slap da taste out dat bitches mouf
Some people just can’t mind their own business. How does it affect her if you are messing around during work hours. If she thought you were playing games, she should have approached you about it, not yelled it for the entire office to hear.
No shit asshole…he said how to deal with it
this is what she saw
Next time she come near your desk.
In the same tone as she did,
say “Get your hand off my crotch”
Doesnt that bitch know that tecmo bowl was before shady mccoy?
i’ll just loudly say… “TRY VALTREX”
plant porn in her documents folder.
tell boss you saw her on porn sites.
win.
X2
x3,
make certain its butch lez action! haha
thats would suit this girl very well.
Sounds like we are gonna need pics of said girl.
Maybe she wants your pole!! Offer to lick her taco then she WILL leave you alone,HAPPY CARPET MUNCHING!!
pics of said girl
just kill her.
I would check out one of those “office pranks” websites.
Do a few to her that make her look like a total moron, that will destroy credibility, then you don’t have to worry about what she says out loud.
One of the pranks is to unplug the target’s phone, and run the cord into a nearby plant, or something just as preposterous. When they call tech support, the first thing they’ll do is check the cord…trace it to a ridiculous location…and she looks like a moron.
There are much better ones.
Good luck, show her who’s better at this game.
Do you guys use LCD monitors? If so, you could do a seach on yahoo images for something like “broken LCD”. One of the pictures is just a full screen of what it would look like if you punched your screen or something. Save the picture and open it up in full screen so that there is no border around it. Then unplug her mouse and keyboard. It should make for at least 10 or 15 minutes of fun.