Shift518 Karting at GPNY aka “Where the BS Stops” [10/19/2008] [Final Date]

You lie, that’s impossible. Then we are evenly matched. Duel to the death, etc, etc, etc.

Lie I do not, I really weigh 173 lbs.
No excuses between us then. Mortal Kombat , karting style.

So be it.

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150lbs of blazing go kart speed right here.

You’re all going down. 23lb advantage ftw. Not too worried about Joey or Singh… :mwahaha

+1

Yeah props to the fellas walking in knowing they got the longest dong and that they’ll be blowin’ $hit uuuuuuuuuup no excuses…

But even more respect to the guys who end the day having actually blown $hit uuuuuuuuuuup (with the kart still running and not getting kicked out)

Who will it be… One of the Fantabulous Open Track $hit Talkers (FOTST?), or will some relative unknown (who found a way to cheat) be crowned “The Man”.

Only one way to find out!! 10/19 people-

Be there!!!

fuck i want to be there so bad this is what im all about racing and i have to miss it. if i can rob a bank and ditch my daughters b-day ill be there.

hey guys wont be there due to being at a saab event in Mass

bullshit your goin down

Yeah playa way to talk that smack :lol

^^ That’s what I’m talkin bout.

hahaa

I just took the day off for work to come to this. I heard you have to be 18, I’m 17, but if I bring a cute little note from mommy will they let me in so I can send all of you home crying that a little kid whopped your asses?? :ohnoes

^^ That’s awesome. I used to pride myself on having mommy and daddy sign off on beating old geezers.

Call them and ask.

Bring the note, it’s all good…

You may be out of your league though, seeing as the karts are underpowered with the drive wheels at the rear. Opposite of what you’re used to.

;D

But seriously good to have you in on this!!

:crackup

:lmao :lmao that’s funny, said, and true, all at the same time :sad ;D

So, according to the first page we all leaving at 9?

is it too late to get in on this??

Not at all.

No, I just posted updates. If you are 100% sure to attend PM me, I’ll add you thanks!!