SHITBOX FOR SALE

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You know you want this luxurious mobile!
Ride around town in style, head turner for sure!
Race Inspired Cosmetic Extras everywhere…

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=394829891&MessageId=MSG.VIEW_AD.EDIT_AD_SUCCESSFULMXAdIdMZ394829891MXGuidMZ1386dc35-82b0-a20b-2677-ab12ffff4894&mpname=Activity-EditAd&mpuid=1700274%3B174%3B394829891%3B6883140%3B%3B

special SON price: $400

One of a kind, luxury vehicle. Beautiful green paint, perfect for cruises, makes you feel like you’re part of nature. Heated seats PERFECT for summer driving. No handbrake? No problem! just pop it in reverse and it stops like glue. No speedo, so you don’t have to stress over your speed! Brakes are hard for those who like it hard. Race inspired cat-less exhaust makes you feel like you’re an F1 driver! No rear seats, so you can make conversation with whoever you kidnap in the trunk. No cup holders, so passengers won’t leave their drinks in your car! ASHTRAY WORKS!!!

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will you include spare tire and back seats?

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You posted a edit link, but I cant edit it :frowning:

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Unfortunately, it does not come with spare tire or rear seats :frowning:

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You description is fucking funny as hell

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dont mean to derail this thread, but these guys will have the rear seats and spare tire most likely:

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-PostersOtherAds-W0QQUserIdZ6974225

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ad is hilarious . .

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how big of a person can i fit in the trunk. 200lb and less? or 300lb and less.

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you could definitely fit 2-3 bodies in the trunk if placed right. probably 5-6 children depending on age.

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you could buy the car and find out yourself ^^ only 400 guys, runs perfect! kidnap someone today!