if you wash your hair last you’re an idiot. you have to wash top down like on a car.
my shower routine:
take off clothes
flex and admire self in the mirror
turn on water
give myself a good rinse down
wash hair
poop
stomp it down the drain
rinse off heel of my foot
soap up
rinse all off at once
get out and admire self again
:biglaugh:
no shampoo… a bald head makes soap the only choice.
as for cranking in the shower, you should of learned as an adolescent that if you don’t want elmers glue stuck to your arm hair, you DO NOT beatoff in the shower… period.
hahaha ^
lamo
lol wow. I shampoo, wash face, wash body, rinse, and get out.
that is all
I shower in about 3 minutes and that includes:
Loofa thing w/body wash
Shampoo/Conditioner.
No shave in shower.
Masterbate furiously with a noose around my neck is a must.
Crazy crazy… I’ve got 2 different routines… one in the AM, one at night…
AM:
Stumble outta bed to the shower…
turn it on and wait for it to warm up…
pee into the shower and let it wash down as it warms up…
get in, and soak down; try to wake up…
Shampoo the hair…
Shave the face…
Body wash & rinse…
Relax in the shower and debate how much longer I can stay in the shower before getting out into the cold and having to get dressed/go to work…
Get out and dry off…
PM:
Turn on and wait for it to warm up…
get in, and soak down…
Shampoo in the hair…
Shave anything that needs it…
Body wash & rinse everything (hair included)…
Relax in the shower until I feel like getting out or the water gets cold…
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Armpits, Asshole, Crotch and Teeth.
Preferably with the same brush to save time.
George Carlin > *
good call, if I looked like you I would try to do these things in a mirror free zone as well
Here is a sub-question:
What kind of razors do you GUYS use?
Gillette Fusion (non-power) with Neutrogena shaving cream; only thing that doesn’t cause my skin to freak out after shaving.
Just bought and tried the Neutrogena shaving cream this morning and it is great! Thanks for the tip. My neck is not all red and broken out like usually after shaving a weeks worth of beard.
You just hack away with a razor? I would be in such terrible shape. I have to take my clippers and go down all the way… then shave
face, hair,shave,wash body rinse.
I dropped my electric razor on the floor a little while back and the trimmer broke off.
But with that nutrogena stuff I can just hack away with a razor no problem