last time we ventured out to scummit…heres the story so let me re-cap the evening…
it was the final night of the shredd and regan beater of the week contest and rich (letitroll) had his glorious slamry in the competition and was a shoe-in to win…we decided to step it up a notch and get a 20 lb sledge hammer into the action and sell 3 hits on the slamry for a dollar…well this 200 lb super lesbian gets in on the action and literally kicked the ever loving shit out of the car with that sledge hammer…needless to say by the end of the competition the slamry was all over the parking lot…metal, glass, plastic and most likely fluids…he ended up losing (only because that white trash wonder that does the burnouts with his shitty truck every week was entered and well everyone there sweats his nuts for some reason) so we were all pissed off that he didnt win, and to add insult to injury those cock smoking wanna-be security guards wouldnt let us move his car across the parking lot because all the windows were smashed out from the super lesbian and it was “dropping glass” all over the parking lot…like it matters, that parking lot might as well be a dirt field…anways we argued with the security guards almost threw down with them and then watched as the slamry was towed away to its final resting place…all in all it sucks, the guys are scum bags with no teeth or walking their “pitbulls” with the chain leash and the girls are all dish rag whoores…
and speaking of whoores…i do believe the one time one of those SDR girls that were up there were posing on a car and wearing those short boy shorts and im almost 95% positive i saw vag fall out of the shorts…it looked like hairy laffy taffy…pretty sure i threw up in my mouth